stefanolewis

Okay so today I had a day off college
I slept a lot.

When I woke up I ran a very full, cold bath
it was horrid and stale.

Then I realised I had no money to get to band practise.
I pumped up the tires on an old bike and rode all the way there, it was so cold and the wind was really fast
y'know those metal things you put your face in and it keeps the shape?
the ones with all the blunt pins?
it felt like a constant arrangement of blunt pins pressed against my face for the duration of the journey

so I got there and we went to macdonalds and smoked and stuff
usual cool guy band stuff
then we got to the practise room and soundchecked in a record time
we played the soundcheck song really well, then two of our own energeticly

then we all got tired,
except martin (singer)

and we were playing this song right
and spency (drummer) started doing this jazz beat
it was pretty funny and we all laughed, except martin
who looked super angryso we played the song properly
then matthew (lead guitar) started playing with the sounds on the amp
turning up the treble and what not
he was making faces at spency and he made him laugh a lot
martin thought specny was laughing at him or something
and was all >: /
I was just chillin' watchin' it all happen, playing my funky bass beats
then all of a sudden I heard that jazz drum riff again and sat down on the sofa or something
and martin picked up his guitar, threw it at the sofa and ran up to spency and hit him in the face and started fighting with him
spencys lip was bleeding and stuff
and I was like woah what martin don't be gay
matthew was sitting next to the mixer rolling a cigarette
and then martin ran into the corner and started hitting himself in the head and the face really hard
when he hit his head it sounded like someone hitting an oak table
we were like wtf so I rolled a cigarette and me and matthew went outside and chilled like gangsters and smoked

THEN I rang mother dearest for a lift home
and she was like RARARAAAAAAWWWWWR I AM GOING OUT I AM GON' BE LATE
so I was like so whut pick me up d00d i aint walkin' up dat hil lol
and she was like ARGH FINE
then she got there and was like WTF WHATS WITH THE BIKE and i was all
well i didnt want to walk all the way here roflmao!!!11one!
and she was like THAT WONT FIT INT HE BLOODY CAR YOU MORON.
and i was like wot f u it will
so i tried to get it in the boot and it didn't
so i opened the back doors and it wouldn't
so i was like
oh well i'll just frow it in a bush
and she was like NO
so i twisted the wheel round and it fit in the car
and she drove me home
then she went out


i watched the new episode of scrubs
it was pretty funny
JD is gon' have a baby boy lol
Sam Perry Guillian Dorian
LOL
nise 1

night night

Current Location: newcastle lol
Current Music: KIMYA DAWSON